I’ve Got A Theory

Giles	I’ve got a theory That it’s a demon A dancing demon No something isn’t right there.
Willow	I’ve got a theory Some kid is dreaming And we’re all stuck inside His wacky broadway nightmare.
Xander	I’ve got a theory We should work this out.
All	It’s getting scary What’s this eerie Singing all about?
Xander	It could be witches Some evil witches Which is ridiculous Cos witches they were persecuted Wicca good and love the earth and women power And I’ll be over here.
Anya	I’ve got a theory It could be bunnies.
Tara	I’ve got a theory...
Anya	Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses And what’s with all the carrots What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies. Or maybe midgets.
Willow	I’ve got a theory We should work this fast.
Willow + Giles	Because it clearly could get serious before it’s passed
Buffy	I’ve got a theory It doesn’t matter. What can’t we face if we’re together? What’s in this place that we can’t weather? Apocalypse. We’ve all been there. The same old trips Why should we care?
All	What can’t we face if we get in it? We’ll work it through just in a minute. We have to try, we’ll pay the price. It’s do or die
Buffy	Hey I’ve died twice.
All	What can’t we face if we’re together?
(Giles)	(What can’t we face...)
All	What’s in this place that we can’t weather?
(Giles)	(If we’re together...)
All	There’s nothing we can’t face.
Anya	Except for bunnies.